Parrot betrayal

How many times do I have to tell you kids-- if you're gonna cheat on someone, do NOT let the parrot watch you!

<< "Hiya, Gary!" the parrot trilled flirtatiously whenever Chris Taylor's girlfriend answered her cellphone.
But Mr. Taylor, the owner of the parrot, did not know anyone named Gary. And his girlfriend, Suzy Collins, who had moved into his apartment a year earlier, swore that she didn't, either... She stuck to her story even after the parrot, Ziggy, began making lovey-dovey, smooching noises when it heard the name Gary on television. >>

My favorite part of this story? The press later had to contact the woman to get the story. Which means there's no way the world press would have gotten hold of it if Chris Taylor, the guy who got cheated on, hadn't wanted to tell the world that he got ditched. That's true masochism. Or loneliness. Unless...wait...maybe Ziggy made the call.

Read the whole sordid tale.