News Headlines, 2/19/07:

Tribe in Borneo Shockingly Resembles Show People; Smile When They Are Low

Being, Nothingness, Tied at 3, After Rousing Game Twelve

Music Industry Abuzz About Upcoming "Britney Sings Yul" Album, "Et Cetera"

Faberge Egg Incredible, Inedible

Kim Jong Il-- I'd Totally Disarm, For One Dance With C J Cregg