Now All We Need is Breakthrough Dial Technology

A bunch of my friends, people like Howard, Lindsay, JT, Nick, Paul Harris, and others, are, like millions of Americans, so far ahead of me technologically, that my only hope is this kind of Luddite marketing, that ends up with cans and a piece of string between 'em. I swear I didn't make this thing up. Or the new Kenmore washer dryer, which has the beat your clothes on a rock option. Okay, that one I did make up. But you knew that.