I Don’t Know Me Anymore

A confession:

Tonight, I was shopping at Trader Joe’s.

Looking in the deli section, I had this thought, “Oh gee. They don’t have any of the honey roasted sliced turkey left. And last time, I bought it by mistake, and I loved it. Sure they have the reduced sodium sliced turkey that I normally buy, and they have the maple smoked sliced turkey, and the regular roasted sliced turkey and the peppered roast turkey, but aw damn, they don’t have the honey roasted sliced turkey.”

About a second later, I said this out loud, “Who AM I?”

Sadly, this is who I’ve become.