More Campaign Headlines

"Bill Clinton: Technically, Hillary Already is President"

"Top Pro Bowlers to Debate Health Care"

"YouTube Hillary Vid Features Little Richard's 'The Girl Can't Help It' "

"Richardson: Hillary, You Destroy Party; Smirnoff: In Russia, Party Destroys You"

"Obama Disavows Wright; McCain Disavows Falwell; Chelsea Disavows Parents"

Headlines From the Campaign Trail:

“Clinton Can’t Win; Obama Can’t Close”

“Obama Adviser Fired for ‘Little Blonde Troglodyte’ Remark”

“Clinton Publicist Promoted for Capitalizing on “Troglodyte” Remark”

“Barack, Hillary Debate in Philadelphia; Troglodytes March Outside in Protest”

“Obama Staffer Offended by Clinton Supporter’s Indignation Over Obama’s Criticism of Clinton’s Finger-Wagging About Obama’s Cousin’s Blog Entry”

“Disaffected Feminist Soccer Moms Refuse to Bond with Effete Dismissive Lexus Drivers”

“Candidates Sign Spouse Non-Proliferation Pact”

“McCain Visits General Store; Sips Sasparilla”
“Hillary’s Alien Baby Battles Barack’s Laser-Eyed Jackie Onassis Look Alike”