America’s automated teller machines (ATMs), meeting at an undisclosed cyber-location, have secretly voted to recognize the $10 bill.
The ATMs union chief, Paysmooth F96134-pp5r17/^, nicknamed “Zarban,” told reporters that the vote was held during Labor Day, a bank holiday.
“Would you like to check your balance before we start?” Zarban said, adding “10 number is perfect. Man no allow 10 bill for stupid. Would you like to make a withdrawal, make a deposit, transfer cash or other?”
We asked, “Why say man stupid?”
Zarban replied, “Let Burr kill Hamilton. Now withhold Hamilton-face money. Stupid. Would you like a receipt? No? See? Stupid!”